I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
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P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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