Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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