My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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