batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
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You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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