As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
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Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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