Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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