An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
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I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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