Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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