So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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