i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
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Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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