I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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