Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Randomize
