My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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