I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I need to calm my uterus...
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
false alarm, still single
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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