I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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