Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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