The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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