A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
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Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
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