you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
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It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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