He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
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I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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