so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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