is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
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I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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