do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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