And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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