I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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