Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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