I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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