There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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