Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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