ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
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My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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