I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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