The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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