Come see our sink grown plant.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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