lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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