I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I just googled if crying burns calories
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
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