She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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