The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
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Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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