9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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