Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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