Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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