I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
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