Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
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All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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