Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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