high people should be assigned attendants
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
We have so much sex to catch up on
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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