You surviving the open bar?
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He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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