This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
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He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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