You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
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Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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