You surviving the open bar?
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just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
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Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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