Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
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I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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