i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
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He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
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High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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