sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
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Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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