I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
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