He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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