Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
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idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
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I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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