In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
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Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize